We've all been that person.
Some of you reading this might even be THAT person.
I'm talking about that scummy, little twerp that thinks he's old enough to drink and makes a fool of himself when he does.
You know who you are, you "think you're mature, but actually aren't" doosh.
But it's pretty silly and kind of unfair if we pin the blame all on these kids. We should really be grilling their parents for it too!
*pulls out pitchfork* Lets burn the bastards!
Ok, on a serious note: the fault here is that parents tell their kids that drinking is something they can do "when they get older". That's a pretty ridiculous reason, if you think about it. Why? Well let me tell you, ugly...
1.) By telling these kids that drinking is something they can do when they're older, we're indirectly telling them that drinking is a grown-up thing. So the need to impress the world and to be "mature" comes with the need to get drunk with your mates by the park. Let's face it- when we were younger (and by that, I mean a 'minor') we drank because we thought it was a grown-up thing; it showed that we were responsible and grown-up too!
We were stupid back then. Seems like the generation following has the same defect.
And if you're a snot-nosed under-age drinker (immature, in other words), and if you're sitting there thinking "this guy doesn't know what he's talking about, i'm mature", then F*CK YOU! Put down the bottle, and go do your homework or something.
If you're anywhere under the age of 18 and think drinking with your mates is cool, wait till you wake up in a strange bed, with a hairy Peter Jackson look-a-like, wearing a pink tutu, wondering why your ass hurts.
