My first rant...

So I got bored, and I know I should be doing something much more productive than setting up a blog account, but the thought of sharing my fucked up mind state, and opinions, with the world is too good of an offer to pass up.

Let's get this bitch jumping, shall we?
Welcome to the brilliant, and probably disturbing, world of [name witheld]!

Since I got this blog to rant/vent/get noticed on the web, I'm gonna do just that. My aim is basically to get everyone and anyone's attention (I bet you wanna know how, right right RIGHT?)...


I won't try anything too desperate and/or drastic (not yet, anyways), but you might hear the odd controversial topic or two...
DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.


And for those nosey motherf*ckers who wanna know what this obscene, potty mouth, snot-faced bastard looks like, here's a little mental image for you to think of when you go to bed at night:

Peace!